Jonesy’s Random Thoughts – Episode 2

The below opinions are of the author alone and not reflective of Thirdand7’s staff.

  • If the NBA folded and just disappeared from existence, I wouldn’t be sad or miss it. I’m sick of seeing these overpaid assholes on my television screen and flooding ESPN. Sorry Neighbor.
  • I’m pretty sure I could quote at least 80% of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
  • If the Mariners don’t sign Prince Fielder, they will not make the playoffs again in my lifetime.
  • Top Gun 2 is gaining traction in Hollywood…WHY?!
  • I am beyond excited to see The Hunger Games next March; I hope it lives up to the greatest of the book.
  • I saw the Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread. Photoshop never looked so good.
  • On any given evening you could stop by my house and catch me watching 1 of these shows: Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, SportsCenter, or Millionaire Matchmaker.
  • We move to Kent in a week and I’m nowhere prepared to do so.
  • I wish I had a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor.
  • True Story: I once took out a bee with a kitchen towel snap, in mid-air.
  • I grabbed a Stranger today to see the concert section, found it sad to think that I won’t be hitting that scene anytime soon.
  • I wish I could get a copy of Doc Brown’s cover of Gnarls Barkley “Crazy”.
  • @MilfordAcademy- Follow them!
  • In Elementary School I played the cello, sang/acted in a play, and emceed a history presentation. I also wanted to be Michael J. Fox before things got shaky.
  • Once we get settled at the new house, I would like to institute poker nights. Anyone interested?
  • Sprinkler systems in homes frighten me; while it would be nice in case of fire, could you even imagine how much I would freak out if my DVD collection got drenched?
  • At what age does it become sad for a man to masturbate?

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