Seahawks vs 49ers

Week 1  Seattle Seahawks vs San Francisco 49ers

Dear 49ers,

We own you and the division.  Since we joined the NFC West in 2002, we have 5 division titles.  You have 1.

You had to run and sign Jim Harbaugh from Stanford to save yourselves from Mike Singletary.  That’s a huge improvement only when you consider Singletary is certifiably insane.  Harbaugh got hired because he found the winning lottery ticket named Andrew Luck.  He cashed that baby in and ran for an NFL payday.

Regarding your small handed starting QB…just put Alex Smith out of his misery.  You really think there’s still some talent left in there?  The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.  You have become a cheated on spouse that always forgives the cheater.  Get over Alex Smith!  Good lord you are pathetic.  Oh and you just drafted his younger brother in Colin Kaepernick.  Drafting a spread option QB worked out so well last time.  Good luck with that, idiots.

And just so we are clear… Frank Gore ended 2010 with a broken hip…then held out for more money…and you paid him?!  OK, glad we cleared that up.
You’re going down.

Sincerely, Jeffrey, Angry ‘Hawks Fans, & Your Week 1 Opponent.

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